Does Anyone Wanna Buy My Kidney?

Yesterday I, along with the entire universe, wet our collective knickers over the prospect of wearing Marty McFly's famous Nike MAG trainers. Turns out only 1,500 have been made and will be auctioned off on eBay with the proceeds going to Michael J. Fox's foundation to cure Parkinson's disease, the degenerative disorder he was diagnosed with in 1991. However, for those of us who want a pair, there is just one problem...

The bid currently stands at over $4,000 but hey, at least the winners get free shipping. NO FAIR. I know it's for a good cause and everything but why does MJ want me to sell my organs and prostitute myself for a pair? Bastard.