17/11/2011

Snow White Vs Snow White


Snow White and the Huntsman
Released: June 1st 2012

The Good: Charlize Theron, Chris Hemsworth, lots of crows, Colleen Atwood costume design, action, adventure, the special effects from 'What's It Gonna Be?' and Charlize Theron's 'snotty bitch' accent.
The Bad: Are we supposed to believe that Kristen Stewart is more beautiful than Charlize Theron? Really?!


Mirror, Mirror
Release Date: March 16th 2012

The Good: *scratches head* *furrows brow* Erm, Lily Collins has nice eyebrows.
The Bad: *deep breath* Julia Roberts' jacked up accent, Armie Hammer playing a dog, the painfully broad comedy, the shitty dwarfs, Julia Roberts again.

I know which one I'd rather see.