Poor Pierce skulks about trying to ignore the fact that despite being the star he's been upstaged by an invisible car and a Korean-American model with diamonds in his face (Question: Why didn't they take them out?). The same can't be said for Toby Stephens and Halle Berry who are so overwhelmingly awful you wonder why director Lee Tamahori didn't direct them to be less, y'know, shit.
Oh Halle, you are a silly cow.
Going through all the problems with Die Another Day is, like the film, a fucking waste of time so I'm going to cop out and not bother. Instead, I'm going to leave you with this quote from Roger Moore; a man who knows a thing or two about shit Bond films.
"I thought it just went too far — and that’s from me, the first Bond in space! Invisible cars and dodgy CGI footage? Bitch*, please!"
*I added that.
Next Month: Casino Royale