Usually when Thanksgiving rolls around I entertain and sicken myself by watching hundreds of Americans try and kill each other for some discounted towels but this year our cousins digested their turkey by washing down litres of alcohol thanks to the Liz & Dick drinking games. The internet was filled with sarky comments about Lindsay Lohan's "comeback" performance and I feel left out. I should've been there with 3.5 million Yanks putting my liver at risk by watching this trainwreck.
So come on, UK channels, who's going to fulfil my Christmas wish? #please
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