Image lovingly stolen from @JonLyus
The Oscar nominations were announced this lunchtime by Thor and a bespectacled lady so now all we have to do until March 2nd is argue about you will win, who should win and who absolutely cannot win. And with that here are my thoughts which are immediately nullified due to the fact I haven't seen most of the films nominated - let's go!
What about Tam Honks?!
12 Years A Slave vs. American Hustle
Look, I know we all love Jennifer Lawrence and her gifable face but come on, over Lupita Nyong'o? Don't be silly. In fact, for the second year running all four acting categories have a nominee from a David O. Russell film - a first for the Oscars. Gravity will sweep the tech awards and probably Best Director but I'm firmly rooting for Chiwetel (and maybe Leo) , Lupita and The Fass for the actor nods. Expect lots of whining and swearing if that doesn't happen.
Jonah Hill has received more Oscar nominations than Gary Oldman.
His next Rolling Stone interview is going to be fucking unbearable.
See on March 2nd! I'll bring Bailey's.